Thats my advice for today. I am taking my own advise this weekend. Every year down the shore a bar holds a night for my college reunion of sorts. And every year I get suckered into going in hopes of stumbling on some long lost hottie who I never got around to scoring with in college… And every year I get there and am dissapointed by the fact that only the hungry fat slobs show up for the event. Sure the occasional hottie shows up… with her husband and 2 kids.

Yes boys and girls Bobby Rio is past the age where the girls he grew up with are still single. What does that mean? GO YOUNGER of course. Sure I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for some of those college girls that used to bounce around my house blasted on everclear… stumbling into daddy’s room… yes the good old days… But I’ve learned you can’t relive them. You have to create new memories… Find new YOUNGER hotties…

So fuck high school reunions…. fuck college reunions….