Tila Tequila is a Sexy Little Alien
March 14th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
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Shot at Love… I need more Shot at Love. I’ve having Tila Tequila withdrawal. Unfortanetely I did not receive a call back from my application to appear on season two of Shot at Love.
Tila Tequila in a swimsuit is always something worth looking out. Yes, I know, she has an alien head… and sort of looks like the kind of girl you’d find dancing on a pole in a brothel in Bangkok or Pattaya… but something about her makes me want to bend her over and stick The Boss in her.
Shot and Love can’t come soon enough…
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Comment by eddy on 14 March 2008:
Bobby your beautifully sick mate - I laughed my balls off in the middle of work at your alien analogy - she so does look like one - fuck I hope they invade.
Comment by athena on 14 March 2008:
im glad you mentioned the alien head. i understand the attraction to the body - but man, that head is just TOO distracting for me. you should do one on monica bellucci. holy HELL that woman is so beautiful it HURTS. i would argue to my grave that its humanly impossible to any more physically perfect than her!
Comment by eddy on 14 March 2008:
Yea - still is fucking awesome - the stuff wet dreams are made off - my top three of all time are -
#1 The girl im chasing at the minute
#2 Angelina Jolie (a few years back though)
#3 Monica Bellucci
Comment by Thumbs on 14 March 2008:
Lol she is a cock tease man and she knows she is. Would Tiny Tim and I like to poke around, sure, exploration is nice maybe we will like it and want to stay maybe we wil lfind surprises who knows but i would give it a shot too, right there with ya rio
Comment by Teddy Bear on 14 March 2008:
LOL i thought i was the only one who thought she was area 51
Teddy Bear’s last blog post..How to Talk to Younger Women
Comment by Zeo on 14 March 2008:
I hate asian women, they are basket cases.
Comment by roman123 on 14 March 2008:
ZEO you look chinese on your profile lol
anyway tila is fuking hotttt
and she is short and small just how i like them
Comment by Killswitch on 14 March 2008:
lol…i don’t know…i just don’t feel her like that. She gives me the impression of trying to hard and that
s unattractive (at least to me, lol)
Comment by Le Tigre on 16 March 2008:
Honestly, I love Asian women (Japan is my Brazil) I have sooo many great stories from there. BUT this girl really is not that hot. Aim higher Bobby.
Comment by Odin on 17 March 2008:
I love her tatoos.
I dont think her head makes her look THAT much like an alien.
Besides, she can abduct me any day! I’ll administer the probe.
Jesus, did I really just say that?
Comment by eddy on 19 March 2008:
Theres something filthy about (which seems to be a bit of a trend with bobby) I love asians but only to fuck - I dont think I could stand talking to them lol. Theres girls you’d love to fuck and theres girls you would want to parade around with on your arm - tilas first. One thing I hate about her is her lesbianism - I love seeing some girl on girl action when it two hot blondes etc but One hot bird making out with a fat girl with short hair who dresses in masculine clothes disgusts me. Like that dike Dani
Comment by alphakay on 22 March 2008:
Eddy, to me its the opposite lol.
I’m asian, and i think about the same way with blondes (i love them only to fuck - amojority of them anywayz).. But i prefer being i relationships with asians somehow XD - i don’t know how you can’t stand talking to them, they’re fun/funny in many levels. You’re probably thinking about the F.O.B types XD.
As for Tila… She is a smexi lil big-headed alien, and thats what i love about her :D.
Pzz
Comment by JPRichardson on 20 May 2008:
Judging people for their ethnicity, nationality or appearance is called PREJUDICE. Some people here are racist bastards, but hey, that is what you mostly find around these days. We all know Tila and we do know she is stupid as hell, but truth is she has a HOT body and would make anyone’s sexual fantasy. Also truth is THESE are among the WORST Tila pic’s I have ever seen.
Comment by uFiredragon on 21 May 2008:
By thinking you know someone just by determining their race many times you’ll probably make your prejudices come true by the way u behave against them and anticipate their personality in advance.
I’ve had long relationships with an indian, asian and blonde girl. The indian girl was extremely beautiful, the asian girl extremely intelligent and very compassionate, the blonde very fast to learn languages and passionate in bed. They were all good-looking and ‘hot’.
Race group or ‘family’ is not a good predictor of personality imo. They might be adopted or have emigrated or lived in other cultures than their appearance would lead you to believe. Culture often (but not always!) can be a good predictor for values and habits imho. I live in Europe though and have flirted with girls all over the globe but not particularly in USA. Perhaps things are different in the states.
Comment by Scot McKay on 21 May 2008:
I have no idea why women get tattoos on their arms like sailors. Why not just write "Mom" on that heart–or maybe "Spinach"–instead of "C’est La Vie"?
Kind of harshes the feminine buzz for me.
BTW, Monica Bellucci is going to be 40 this year. Crazy.
http://www.chickipedia.com/Monica_Bellucci