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New Interactive Video Series - Ask An Alpha Male

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Welcome to our new interactive Series “Ask An Alpha Male”. You ask the questions and Slash Falcon supplies you with his Awesome Alpha Male relationship Advice. Don’t forget to ask your questions for next week!

Are you a runty beta male who wants to know how to become an Alpha Male? or maybe your a babe who wants to learn how to capture a Alpha Males Manly Weiner.

Your Host Slash Falcon will tell you how. This weeks topics are flowers givers, vegetables eaters and Canada.

Be sure to comment your questions that way Slash can answer them in one of the following week’s episodes!

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  1. [..YouTube..] This video rocks! It’s going to be a great series!

  2. [..YouTube..] nice.it is a shame you cant hear vegetables cryi bet theyd taste better

  3. [..YouTube..] awesome manyou know whats crazy? last night i was thinking how cool it would be if you made a series like thisnice work

  4. [..YouTube..] Hyper funny in a cool jacket, liked it a lot !! Gonna watch it again;)Thank you.

  5. [..YouTube..] Slash murders the mash. I rhyme. Am I manly?

  6. [..YouTube..] 10 inches? I have to have an extra leg sewn into my pants to accommodate it now. Any larger would just be silly.

  7. [..YouTube..] I freaking love your videos! What kind of books should an alpha male read?

  8. [..YouTube..] how many chicks do you score with a day?

  9. [..YouTube..] MY question isIs chuck norris more manly then slash falconryan,mn

  10. [..YouTube..] i have a ? how hard is it to get a girlfriend

  11. [..YouTube..] hey does skateboard inpresse hot chicks? corey from Sherbrooke,QC

  12. [..YouTube..] Lindsay, CA

  13. [..YouTube..] what is your best technique on T-Bagging the guy you just beat up?

  14. Mike is buff in that photo

  15. Slash what is the alpha males way of dealing with a girl you want to fuck who’s not interested? (please dont say date rape pills lol!)

  16. [..YouTube..] dude im drunk and this is stil funny as hell yo “if there was anything good in canada, america would have taken it by now.. DUHH.” lol. thanks for the laughs retodd, lookin forward to some more slash falcon (havnt seen Bobby or Mike yet, they some faggot beta males yo? needta whip there faggot canadian asses into shape)

  17. I’ve heard that one of the ultimate alpha male pick up lines is "Show me where babies feed"… is this just an urban myth?

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  18. How can I talk a girl into having anal sex?  I never tried it but really want to. 

  19. hey Slash,can being just friends with a girl be cool too?

  20. [..YouTube..] chris from england liverpool askeswhat do you think of the queen of england?

  21. [..YouTube..] how do you say hello in slash falcon form to a women?

  22. [..YouTube..] i have a ? i am trying to get a girlfriend wut should i do

  23. [..YouTube..] slash my roommate jim banged his girlfriend with his friend josh. he got shotgun anal, and the other friend josh got the vag. he told me there balls touched, does that make him gay?Thanks,~George, ME

  24. [..YouTube..] I’ve been tapping into my inner frat boy (the source from which all alpha life springs) and was wondering how do you tell a girl you really like her?

  25. What’s funny is I think Todd has ever gotten laid in his life. So this is what you’re doing with your time Australia. Wasting your time making stupid Viral videos?

  26. I don’t know Todd, this guy sounds like he has some classic penis envy… Anonymous comments always show no spine in my book. Ha!

  27. Ha… he sounds like the guy from "Napoleon Dynamite"…

    "Rex coon do"… lol… or whatever.

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  28. [..YouTube..] great canada joke. by the way, in canada’s defense they had two good things.maple syrup and hockey.and we took those. i wonder if im pissing any candians off… i can try harder. i can try to start a war. you hear that canada? get your tank ready!

  29. [..YouTube..] Paul McCartney is a vegetarian and he is one of the most famed musicians of all time.

  30. [..YouTube..] Usa and war? Thats a shocker:P

  31. [..YouTube..] hahaha nice.

  32. [..YouTube..] omg i like alhpa male way too much! =)

  33. [..YouTube..] HHAHAHAH lmao @ canada quote, but nahh canadas chillin up therr

  34. [..YouTube..] hahha! , truee

  35. [..YouTube..] Oh my God, that’s so funny. I’m Vangelis from Greece. I’m gay but I think it’s very funny, really……… Please stay that way…. My God I can’t stop laughing…..I’m writing and laughing….hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa….God

  36. [..YouTube..] wtfff lmfaooo

  37. [..YouTube..] i could love you.

  38. [..YouTube..] SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I love this video shows how canada FUCKIN sucks as hell! HAHAHAHA good points A++

  39. [..YouTube..] you americans make me laugh !its not cold hear at all only when WINTER comes around!right now its fucking hot out !I bet you think we ride polar bears too .

  40. [..YouTube..] Dipshit. You don’t know what shit your getting into. Stick to what you know, you little cunt: Your fifty state capitals.

  41. [..YouTube..] Wow more “Invade Canada” Shit.You retarded twelve year old. America wouldn’t… No. America CAN’T invade Canada. You can’t start a war because your a fucking twelve year old racist stereotypist. You don’t understand how the world works and you never will. Americans don’t learn shit past their 50 states.Stick that up your wide fat ass, little Sean.

  42. [..YouTube..] seems your only fucking 15 fuckin years old so shut the fuck up and go back, poop, brush your teeth and go to bed ok? LMAO!!! CANADA FUCKIN SUCKSSSSS AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLL

  43. [..YouTube..] Oh, and what are you, ten. Because thats about the level your comebacks are at.Stupid cuntroffel.

  44. [..YouTube..] Dude, shut up, you are making yourself look like more of a rejectard/loser with every one of your pointless posts. Quit causing trouble over the comp and go outside.

  45. [..YouTube..] I’d say both of you are being retarded. Keep your stupid little bullshit comments to yourselves. Everyone in the entire fucking world is ignorant, it isn’t just Americans, so shut the fuck up.

  46. [..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER

  47. [..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER

  48. [..YouTube..] Why would you say that? All these Americans are posting these stupid ass comments. I’m not trying to anger anyone. I am just trying to stand up for my country.

  49. [..YouTube..] typical american shit!!! by saying canada has nothing good, i geuss you all don’t like fresh water then, usa don’t got any fresh water!! where do you think you and the rest of the world get it from? mcdonalds!!!

  50. [..YouTube..] thats obviously not his real voice…stupid

  51. [..YouTube..] retarded bullshit.canada rocks, no two ways about it.

  52. [..YouTube..] yo can you put this coment in a vidoe: why does everyone hate america?

  53. [..YouTube..] geesh he doesnt even make up his own lines he looks retarted when he looks up

  54. [..YouTube..] LOL vegetarian what a homo. If a man doesn’t eat meat then he is a pussy. I love to work out with weights and eat steaks, chicken, etc. Eating greens with no meat is totally against evolution and it shows when you see these retarded Vegan Canadians looking all skinny, pale and just about ready to die. Oh well more women for me to have sex with.

  55. [..YouTube..] get a life you fucking idoit america is a shit hole its funny to watch it go to shit

  56. [..YouTube..] Canada is ok but it’s no America. It’s hard to get ahead in Canada. Only 41% of Canadians own their own home.73% of Americans own their own homes :)I was born in Hamilton, ONT and moving the the USA was the best thing I ever did.

  57. [..YouTube..] Happy Canada Day to all you from the People’s Republic of Canuckistan. Thanks for being our crazy neighbors in the attic.

  58. [..YouTube..] im canadian and im proud of it im not one of the america haters i just think that a good number of americans are reatarded and they spend some much time in th fucking south they think canadians live in little ice houses so im posint this commpent on my oild powered computer all i have to say is A COUNTRIE OTHER THAN AMERICA FUCKED UP RIGHT?

  59. [..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.

  60. [..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.

  61. [..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.

  62. [..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.

  63. [..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.

  64. [..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.

  65. [..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.

  66. [..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.

  67. [..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.

  68. [..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.

  69. [..YouTube..] Sexual education is very important in the Canadian school system. In highschool I worked as a peer counsellor going to elementary schools and teaching kids about sex ed. Your religious right nut Bush supports abstinence-only programs and basically tries to ignore proper sex ed.

  70. [..YouTube..] Well obviously. It just sounded cool. I mean we all basically descended from the same groups of people. But it’s true when I said many American men I’ve known think we’re more fun. Not ’slutty’ just not as uptight.

  71. [..YouTube..] p.s I’m fully aware that ‘your religious right nut’ sounds kind of uh, odd…

  72. [..YouTube..] Alright I take that back ,because you have good taste in music :)

  73. [..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD

  74. [..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD

  75. [..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD

  76. [..YouTube..] Just hope they don’t catch you.

  77. [..YouTube..] It isn’t 14 everywhere.

  78. [..YouTube..] QUESTION:How old is too old for you, sex wise?Please answer!btw, I’m not old. If you thinking that.

  79. [..YouTube..] Indigo, sydney

  80. [..YouTube..] No, it’s 16 in Australia.

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