New Interactive Video Series - Ask An Alpha Male
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Welcome to our new interactive Series “Ask An Alpha Male”. You ask the questions and Slash Falcon supplies you with his Awesome Alpha Male relationship Advice. Don’t forget to ask your questions for next week!
Are you a runty beta male who wants to know how to become an Alpha Male? or maybe your a babe who wants to learn how to capture a Alpha Males Manly Weiner.
Your Host Slash Falcon will tell you how. This weeks topics are flowers givers, vegetables eaters and Canada.
Be sure to comment your questions that way Slash can answer them in one of the following week’s episodes!



























Comment by MikeStoute on 7 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] This video rocks! It’s going to be a great series!
Comment by hyphen782 on 7 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] nice.it is a shame you cant hear vegetables cryi bet theyd taste better
Comment by vivalaal on 7 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] awesome manyou know whats crazy? last night i was thinking how cool it would be if you made a series like thisnice work
Comment by HyvesTV on 7 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] Hyper funny in a cool jacket, liked it a lot !! Gonna watch it again;)Thank you.
Comment by noobtubefilm on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] Slash murders the mash. I rhyme. Am I manly?
Comment by Agriking on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] 10 inches? I have to have an extra leg sewn into my pants to accommodate it now. Any larger would just be silly.
Comment by sumfamousperson17 on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] I freaking love your videos! What kind of books should an alpha male read?
Comment by Mystery69 on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] how many chicks do you score with a day?
Comment by floysie21 on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] MY question isIs chuck norris more manly then slash falconryan,mn
Comment by MCSaftyGuy on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] i have a ? how hard is it to get a girlfriend
Comment by aronlawrencerules on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] hey does skateboard inpresse hot chicks? corey from Sherbrooke,QC
Comment by sumfamousperson17 on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] Lindsay, CA
Comment by Geegsies on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] what is your best technique on T-Bagging the guy you just beat up?
Comment by Anonymous on 8 April 2008:
Mike is buff in that photo
Comment by eddy on 8 April 2008:
Slash what is the alpha males way of dealing with a girl you want to fuck who’s not interested? (please dont say date rape pills lol!)
Comment by bentleyiscool on 8 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] dude im drunk and this is stil funny as hell yo “if there was anything good in canada, america would have taken it by now.. DUHH.” lol. thanks for the laughs retodd, lookin forward to some more slash falcon (havnt seen Bobby or Mike yet, they some faggot beta males yo? needta whip there faggot canadian asses into shape)
Comment by PeteTheFreshman on 8 April 2008:
I’ve heard that one of the ultimate alpha male pick up lines is "Show me where babies feed"… is this just an urban myth?
PeteTheFreshman’s last blog post..Wordpress Plug In (sort of)
Comment by Damien on 8 April 2008:
How can I talk a girl into having anal sex? I never tried it but really want to.
Comment by FredEx on 8 April 2008:
hey Slash,can being just friends with a girl be cool too?
Comment by Chriseycarlyeah324 on 9 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] chris from england liverpool askeswhat do you think of the queen of england?
Comment by aznguitar60 on 9 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] how do you say hello in slash falcon form to a women?
Comment by MCSaftyGuy on 9 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] i have a ? i am trying to get a girlfriend wut should i do
Comment by debonee on 9 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] slash my roommate jim banged his girlfriend with his friend josh. he got shotgun anal, and the other friend josh got the vag. he told me there balls touched, does that make him gay?Thanks,~George, ME
Comment by Yankeezcap on 9 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] I’ve been tapping into my inner frat boy (the source from which all alpha life springs) and was wondering how do you tell a girl you really like her?
Comment by TheSilentOne on 9 April 2008:
What’s funny is I think Todd has ever gotten laid in his life. So this is what you’re doing with your time Australia. Wasting your time making stupid Viral videos?
Comment by MikeStoute on 10 April 2008:
I don’t know Todd, this guy sounds like he has some classic penis envy… Anonymous comments always show no spine in my book. Ha!
Comment by Brad on 11 April 2008:
Ha… he sounds like the guy from "Napoleon Dynamite"…
"Rex coon do"… lol… or whatever.
Brad’s last blog post..The Next ?Thinking? Step For Approach Anxiety
Comment by seanster897 on 13 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] great canada joke. by the way, in canada’s defense they had two good things.maple syrup and hockey.and we took those. i wonder if im pissing any candians off… i can try harder. i can try to start a war. you hear that canada? get your tank ready!
Comment by HBKanedge818 on 17 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] Paul McCartney is a vegetarian and he is one of the most famed musicians of all time.
Comment by iratic on 22 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] Usa and war? Thats a shocker:P
Comment by seanster897 on 22 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] hahaha nice.
Comment by mazon21 on 24 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] omg i like alhpa male way too much! =)
Comment by xoxjenaxox on 26 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] HHAHAHAH lmao @ canada quote, but nahh canadas chillin up therr
Comment by xoxjenaxox on 26 April 2008:
[..YouTube..] hahha! , truee
Comment by falafela1980 on 2 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] Oh my God, that’s so funny. I’m Vangelis from Greece. I’m gay but I think it’s very funny, really……… Please stay that way…. My God I can’t stop laughing…..I’m writing and laughing….hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa….God
Comment by KAPOWWWWWWW on 10 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] wtfff lmfaooo
Comment by GabTheScab on 18 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] i could love you.
Comment by nyer070 on 28 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I love this video shows how canada FUCKIN sucks as hell! HAHAHAHA good points A++
Comment by fuzzysocksproduction on 29 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] you americans make me laugh !its not cold hear at all only when WINTER comes around!right now its fucking hot out !I bet you think we ride polar bears too .
Comment by Nightjar1993 on 30 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] Dipshit. You don’t know what shit your getting into. Stick to what you know, you little cunt: Your fifty state capitals.
Comment by Nightjar1993 on 30 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] Wow more “Invade Canada” Shit.You retarded twelve year old. America wouldn’t… No. America CAN’T invade Canada. You can’t start a war because your a fucking twelve year old racist stereotypist. You don’t understand how the world works and you never will. Americans don’t learn shit past their 50 states.Stick that up your wide fat ass, little Sean.
Comment by nyer070 on 30 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] seems your only fucking 15 fuckin years old so shut the fuck up and go back, poop, brush your teeth and go to bed ok? LMAO!!! CANADA FUCKIN SUCKSSSSS AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLL
Comment by Nightjar1993 on 31 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] Oh, and what are you, ten. Because thats about the level your comebacks are at.Stupid cuntroffel.
Comment by wethago on 31 May 2008:
[..YouTube..] Dude, shut up, you are making yourself look like more of a rejectard/loser with every one of your pointless posts. Quit causing trouble over the comp and go outside.
Comment by uBeR1337gUy on 3 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] I’d say both of you are being retarded. Keep your stupid little bullshit comments to yourselves. Everyone in the entire fucking world is ignorant, it isn’t just Americans, so shut the fuck up.
Comment by retoddedmovies on 3 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER
Comment by retoddedmovies on 3 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER
Comment by Nightjar1993 on 3 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] Why would you say that? All these Americans are posting these stupid ass comments. I’m not trying to anger anyone. I am just trying to stand up for my country.
Comment by zasz12345 on 8 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] typical american shit!!! by saying canada has nothing good, i geuss you all don’t like fresh water then, usa don’t got any fresh water!! where do you think you and the rest of the world get it from? mcdonalds!!!
Comment by wakeupsunshinex on 9 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] thats obviously not his real voice…stupid
Comment by xxrawkhardxx on 16 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] retarded bullshit.canada rocks, no two ways about it.
Comment by superjf3 on 19 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] yo can you put this coment in a vidoe: why does everyone hate america?
Comment by daysaliving on 19 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] geesh he doesnt even make up his own lines he looks retarted when he looks up
Comment by Warpath2198 on 22 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] LOL vegetarian what a homo. If a man doesn’t eat meat then he is a pussy. I love to work out with weights and eat steaks, chicken, etc. Eating greens with no meat is totally against evolution and it shows when you see these retarded Vegan Canadians looking all skinny, pale and just about ready to die. Oh well more women for me to have sex with.
Comment by LaSurfer71 on 30 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] get a life you fucking idoit america is a shit hole its funny to watch it go to shit
Comment by mayb880 on 30 June 2008:
[..YouTube..] Canada is ok but it’s no America. It’s hard to get ahead in Canada. Only 41% of Canadians own their own home.73% of Americans own their own homes :)I was born in Hamilton, ONT and moving the the USA was the best thing I ever did.
Comment by docrosko on 1 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Happy Canada Day to all you from the People’s Republic of Canuckistan. Thanks for being our crazy neighbors in the attic.
Comment by slimrock24 on 6 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] im canadian and im proud of it im not one of the america haters i just think that a good number of americans are reatarded and they spend some much time in th fucking south they think canadians live in little ice houses so im posint this commpent on my oild powered computer all i have to say is A COUNTRIE OTHER THAN AMERICA FUCKED UP RIGHT?
Comment by convulsion123 on 8 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.
Comment by convulsion123 on 8 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.
Comment by Euterpe001 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.
Comment by Euterpe001 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.
Comment by Euterpe001 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.
Comment by Euterpe001 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.
Comment by retoddedmovies on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.
Comment by retoddedmovies on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.
Comment by retoddedmovies on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.
Comment by retoddedmovies on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.
Comment by Euterpe001 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Sexual education is very important in the Canadian school system. In highschool I worked as a peer counsellor going to elementary schools and teaching kids about sex ed. Your religious right nut Bush supports abstinence-only programs and basically tries to ignore proper sex ed.
Comment by Euterpe001 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Well obviously. It just sounded cool. I mean we all basically descended from the same groups of people. But it’s true when I said many American men I’ve known think we’re more fun. Not ’slutty’ just not as uptight.
Comment by Euterpe001 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] p.s I’m fully aware that ‘your religious right nut’ sounds kind of uh, odd…
Comment by convulsion123 on 12 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Alright I take that back ,because you have good taste in music
Comment by mrbutternice on 13 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD
Comment by mrbutternice on 13 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD
Comment by mrbutternice on 13 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD
Comment by Euterpe001 on 13 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Just hope they don’t catch you.
Comment by rockthecasba16 on 18 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] It isn’t 14 everywhere.
Comment by indigoPeick on 20 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] QUESTION:How old is too old for you, sex wise?Please answer!btw, I’m not old. If you thinking that.
Comment by indigoPeick on 20 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] Indigo, sydney
Comment by indigoPeick on 20 July 2008:
[..YouTube..] No, it’s 16 in Australia.