Brand spanking news on the whole A-Rod, C-Rod and his kabballah fueled grandma boy love with Madonna. Word on the street is that Cynthia ran away to Paris to have crazy monkey sex with Lenny Kravitz. Now here is where this whole thing turns REALY REALLY awesome. Lenny Kravitz banged Madonna back in the day… talk about a perfect storm of awesomeness!
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July 7, 2008
I’m sorry…I think Alex made a mistake! I mean…look at Cynthia!!! oh my goodness, what was he thinking?
-KillSwitch
July 7, 2008
Cynthia must have a magic pussy… she’s pretty hot… but also average compared to most girls that Arod or Lenny Kravitz could be fucking.
i mean i can understand Arod’s thing with Madonna… as ugly as she looks in that pic.. she still is a legend. Its a power thing to be fucking Madonna.
Although.. Pete the Freshman chose the worst pic possible of Madonna to help me defend my arguement of her fuckability
July 7, 2008
If there was some sort of way to calculate how much Social Value a person has, A-Rod would be at the top percentile - meaning he could pull the HOTTEST tang in the world…C-Rod and Madonna are not in the top percentile of hottest chicks in the world. But like Bobby said, Madonna has her own value…probably most well known female in the world (and I bet my bank account she’s a dirty whore in bed!
I’d give both chicks my D-Rod in a second but if I had the Value of A-Rod…I’d be having orgies with harems of hotties at a time…not married to a so-so wife and sneaking around with a 50 year old mystic-wannabe.
That said, I hope this turmoil destroys the Yankees! haha GO ANGELS!
July 7, 2008
those muscles are freaking me out man
July 8, 2008
Show me a beautiful women, and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of fucking her.
Have to agree about Madonna, she’s not as hot, but she’s one of the most well known chicks in the world, plus she’s durty durty durty.
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July 8, 2008
Maybe he can get a 4 way going with Aguillera and Spears as well, lol. Even tho out of the 3 the only one i’d tap would be Christina.
July 9, 2008
Agreed Zeo. dude have you seen Aguilera since she’s had her baby, man her Sexy factor is off the charts
July 9, 2008
Oh yeah… another thing. Stay away from those Kabballah people. They are freaks. I was working for my school newspaper selling advertising and I was assigned that account. So I went over there and coincidentally, I was at a point where I felt like spiritually something was lacking in my life. They promised all this shit and but in the end they try to sell you a set of books for $500. Oh and ofcourse, who could find happiness without paid seminars.