What They Forget to Tell You in Colege Pretty much everybody looks back at college as the best days of their lives. With countless hookups, partying and sports, it’s hard to argue that the 4 years of college are the crème de la crème. But what happens...
Having been involved with many great college pranks… even one that eventually lead to my fraternity losing its charter, getting thrown off campus, and being featured on prime time news, I took great interest in learning about some of the classic...
Listen man… There’s a difference between the guy who jumps around acting drunk all night and the guy who ends up between the sheets with the hot girl from the volleyball team. Both types of guys start off their night seemingly the same. Smiles,...
How to Score College Girls Some people are going to read this, get angry and send me hate mail. But it’s the truth. So I’m going to put it out there for you. In the real world women have got MONEY on the back of their minds at all times. And...
Let’s imagine that you were homeless and lived in a cardboard box. So you’re out at a party and a girl comes up to you and says “Yo man, I want you to give it to me TONIGHT…take me to your place!” Would you take her back...
Not 21? Can’t find an upperclassmen to score you booze for your next party? Just bored? Apparently it is extremely cheap and easy to make alcohol from sucrose. Somebody should have told me this in ninth grade when I was paying homeless men $50...
In the great movie The Tao of Steve, one of the three rules for succeeding with women is “Be Excellent.” Women are naturally programmed to select the mate who she thinks will make the best provider. Millions of years of evolution are behind...
About 8 a.m. you suddenly wake with a strong urge to pee. You are ridiculously dehydrated and your head is spinning violently. But when you open your eyes you quickly realize that you’re in an unfamiliar place. And you are in an unfamiliar bed,...
Throwing a Successful College Tailgate is an Art There is no greater collegiate tradition other than tailgating. Whether it be a traditional tailgate for a football game or tailgating for a charity run or walk, if the sun is out and you are on a college...
One of the most annoying aspects of living in the dorms (although I’d still give my right nut to be back there) is the fact that your privacy is virtually non existent. This is usually OK as you will more than likely be too drunk to care. The only...
I found this college cutie today while I was searching around the Internet for some laughs. I always get drawn into the college humor “cute college girl” section when I visit their site. This time I was stopped while looking at Amanda Metcalf....
We’ve all been there. We wake up dehydrated, head pounding, puke dried on our chin, covered in the smell of liquor and cigarettes. We have to piss, but the thought of standing up makes us want to cry. Visions of our drunken antics dancing around...
Playboy U was nice enough to send over the pics below of some girls from the their tour of the Big 10. Yes, we are just as disappointed as you guys the the girls are fully clothed. Not having attended a Big 10 school, Mike and I were curious how one...
This is pretty funny video from the point of view of a guy bored to tears in his college class. We have all been there. This was pretty much how I made it through some of my 18th Century British Lit classes back in my day. I will tell you this…...
If I had to list what I miss most about my college days, it would be fall rush. For those of you unfamiliar with fall rush, let me explain. Every semester, fraternities and sororities across the country have one goal; to recruit new members into their...